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"Not to freak everybody out but my new desk calendar ends in 2012"
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"If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome. I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I could shout ""Down, Syndrome!"""
"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."
"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."
"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."
"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."
"hey pepe hi my name is lyora"
"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Without someone else's dick in it."