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Joke of the Day
"Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies."
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"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."
"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton. When asked, Clinton responded ""Close, but no cigar."""
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"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"