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Joke of the Day

"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"

"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."

"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."

"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."

"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."

"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."

"Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow-blower was coming."

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."