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Joke of the Day
"What is Forest Gump's email password? 1forest1"
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"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."
"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"Facebook: ""Hey why are you making dumb jokes?! Some of us are praying over here!"" Me: *backs away slowly* [My Twitter origin story]"
"I don't understand why it's called a Chastity Belt. Everyone I know named Chastity is a stripper."
"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"
"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."
"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."
"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"