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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
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"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"
"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"
"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"
"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""
"Live every day like it's your last! . . . So now I'm 26 stone, have a drink/drug problem and about to face life imprisonment."
"I had 4 cars been their horns at me this morning... It made it really hard to watch Netflix on my drive to work!"
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"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"