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Joke of the Day

"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."

"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""

"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."

"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"

"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""

"Snail 1: Are you male or female? Snail 2: Yes Snail 1: Me too! [they kiss passionately]"