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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."

"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"

"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."

"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."

"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."

"What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper."

"Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs"

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."