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Joke of the Day
"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."
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"How many people work in your office Less than half"
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"
"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."
"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard"
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
"Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner."
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""