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Joke of the Day

"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"

"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"

"When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect."

"I woke up this morning and realised I didn't have to go to school today. I was so happy... then I remembered I'm an unemployed 43-year-old."

"Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving..."

"What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!"

"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."

"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."