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Joke of the Day
"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"
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"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong."
"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""
"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"
"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."
"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"
"Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field."