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Joke of the Day
"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."
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"""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet."
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"
"Two protons walk into a black hole..."
"Q: Why do Chinese noodles make the best lovers?? A: Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance' and they don't won a ton of attention. ...but then again, Italian noodles have great Penne-tration..."
"My signature move at parties is flirting with a cute guy for half an hour before realizing he's actually a bag of Cheetos"
"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""
"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"
"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"