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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."

"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""

"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."

"Girls just wanna have funds."

"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"