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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

"So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him."

"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."

"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""

"Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks."

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"A Jewish boy... A jewish boy ask's his father for 5 dollars. His father says ""What do you need 4 dollars for? 3's enough. Here's 2."" and gives him 1."

"I got two front teeth for Christmas! I have no idea who they belong to."