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Joke of the Day
"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"
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"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"
"If you ever hear me say that I missed you it's only because I have bad aim."
"If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?"
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."