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Joke of the Day

"(OC) what did dispatch say to the dog catcher when he asked if he was done for the day? You're golden retriever."

"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know."

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... It's just so shitty"

"What's the best thing about bee's? It's knees."

"So I have had this joke in my mind for awhile but cannot figure out the best delivery... Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars? but if I have one, I am some sort of criminal."