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Joke of the Day
"It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know."
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"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"
"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"
"Me: I'll take another drink. Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir? Me: No it's cool he's driving * points at chair*"
"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"
"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."
"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."
"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."