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Joke of the Day
"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"
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"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""
"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."
"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"
"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."
"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"
"Where do lightbulbs die? Offswitch."
"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."