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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."

"I like my women like I like my cider... ... cold and dry ;)"

"The hardest part about eating vegetables. What's the hardest part of eating vegetables? The wheelchair. Badum-tss!"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"Why was Les miserable? He was French."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"

"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."

"Before you do that- think, Would an idiot do that? Then, don't do that."