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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kid who slept through every class in school? He got all z's."
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"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"
"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."
"When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ""This was fun. Let's keep in touch."""
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."
"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"
"What the difference between a filthy bus station and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ......"
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."