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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth"

"What do you call two black guys walking down the street? Nothing. Are you racist or something?"

"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"

"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."

"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."

"What can bring out your inner child? A coathanger."

"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"My metaphors are like similes. Rock solid as a mountain."