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Joke of the Day

"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"

"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."

"I've been watching so much porn lately that... I spit on my hot-dog before I put it on my bun..."

"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""

"I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come... Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."