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Joke of the Day

"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."

"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""

"Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel."

"If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking? Windows"

"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."

"How to get on the front page Not like this."

"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"

"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"

"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."

"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"