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Joke of the Day

"Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever."

"What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out? A Peter Parka"

"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."

"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."

"Heard about the magic tractor? It went down a road and turned into a field."

"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."

"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."

"My nieces just asked me if God is real. I'm tired so I'm just going to show them ""The Exorcist."" This babysitting stuff is a breeze!"

"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."