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Joke of the Day

"""How do we hide Superman's identity?"" They asked. A man kicked in the door & yelled ""With glasses!"" & everyone started clapping for him."

"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."

"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to another? See you next month."

"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."

"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? One pulls rabbits out of hats and the other pulls habits out of rats."

"On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?"