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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"
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"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."
"*dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*"
"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"
"I got a joke... your life"
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service. ""Ma'am this is an aquarium"""
"Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket."
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."
"Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious."
"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"