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Joke of the Day
"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."
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"My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck."
"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."
"I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long."
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."
"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!"
"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."