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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
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"A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office."
"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"
"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."
"I have a knack for philosophical puns... I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche."
"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."
"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."
"What do you call 2 crows sitting on a bench? Attempted murder."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I'm too young to be too old for everything."