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Joke of the Day

"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."

"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"

"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"

"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"

"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"

"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches"

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."