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Joke of the Day
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
Next Joke
"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."
"I watched a horror porn set in a campground... It was fucking in tents."
"You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction."
"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."
"A woman visits reddit..."
"What's 7-1? A national disappointment."
"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"
"4-year-old: What's ""saying grace?"" Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?"
"[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science."