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Joke of the Day
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
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"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."
"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."
"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."
"Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!"
"Two satellites got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!"
"I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is ""an idiot"" and she's ""out to get him."" Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled."
"A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal."