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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."
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"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."
"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."
"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done."
"Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*"
"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."