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Joke of the Day
"What do nails like to do on the weekend? Get hammered."
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"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"
"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"
"How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong."
"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""
"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
"Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'? Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out..."
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"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""