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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("

"I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch."

"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."

"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"

"I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem..."

"I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time."

"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."

"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"