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Joke of the Day

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"

"I can already tell December 21st will be the most annoying day in Facebook history."

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel? Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis."

"Have you ever tried duck sausage? Why don't you duck on down and get you some?"

"if i ever spontaneously combust, i hope it's around somebody i don't like and that they're wearing their favorite outfit."

"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"

"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"