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Joke of the Day

"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"

"Contrary to popular belief, everyone wasn't Kung Fu fighting, I was taking a nap."

"I would say that a zero with a line through it isn't a number, But it's naught"

"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"

"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."

"I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so."

"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"

"Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is. Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too."

"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"