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Joke of the Day

"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."

"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a bank robbery*"

"So /u/unidan is housing a redhead Because her condo flooded and he owns a vacant rental property at the top of the hill in town. Thanks Dan."

"[Possible GOT Spoilers] What's Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"

"I dropped my phone in the toilet It's ringing wet!"

"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"