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Joke of the Day

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants... I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British Heroes."

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""

"What's the only animal with two assholes; One regular one and one on its back? A police horse. Sorry, drunk regular at my local dive bar told me this. I enjoyed it."

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"

"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."