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Joke of the Day
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
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"It's not about retweets or followers, it's about alienating your children so they learn to be independent and responsible"
"Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes."
"Did you see the headline about the 5 foot tall psychic that escaped from prison? It was: ""Small medium at large"""
"What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong."""
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing except for saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, ""Well... I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."
"A man's falling from the 50th floor of a skyscraper. When he gets to the 15th floor, he looks down and says, ""So far so good."""
"Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you."
"Do you know anyone who has ever been scalped? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.."