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Joke of the Day

"He tripped, and the laundry basket fell to floor, spilling clothes everywhere. I sat back and watched it all unfold."

"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"

"FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks I can't stand Chinese food."

"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"Why did Trump run in Us instead of Canada? Because He's worried that he would win with a minority government."

"There was this church that was so so small That instead of having a crucified jesus they had one hanging"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"