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Joke of the Day
"It's complicated having sex with hipsters. They don't like things that are ""in""."
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"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."
"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. EDIT: spelling"
"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Ukrainian underpants Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants? Because Chernobyl fall out"
"When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!? Ah horse apples!"
"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."