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Joke of the Day

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"

"I work in a call center and a customer told me this one. A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife. the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying ""you can have mine"""

"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"

"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"[comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?"

"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"