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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"
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"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."
"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM."
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."
"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"
"A guy was admitted to my local hospital yesterday where they found 6 plastic horses stuck in his ass. The Doctor came out and described his status as Stable........"
"I just got this twitter error: ""The server understood your request but is refusing to fill it."" Apparently, twitter thinks we're married."
"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."
"I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."