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Joke of the Day

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-Man, for 25c she swallowed balls until she died"

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""

"I like my women like I like my video games... Finish this joke! There's a thousand punchlines. I want to hear yours!"

"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar? they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking"

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."