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Joke of the Day

"What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'"

"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"what do you call a high Rowan Atkinson? Baked bean."

"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"

"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."

"I don't like Goldfish crackers They're the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off, and I don't think it should have to come to that."

"Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly."

"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"

"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"

"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"