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Joke of the Day
"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"
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"what is brown and sticky? A stick"
"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."
"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"
"dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious"
"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""
"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."
"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""
"I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake."
"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""