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Joke of the Day

"A proctologist walks into a bar Hostess: Would you like to take a stool or grab a seat? Doctor: Hell no, just a beer, I do that all day."

"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."

"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."

"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem."

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."

"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"