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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."

"Record for the world's smallest penis? Must be hard to beat."

"""Dude, we should swap spacesuits. Just for a laugh."" ""Ha, yeah ok."" [swaps suits] ""Now we sh-"" ""You took a shit in this, didn't you?"""

"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""

"Somebody broke into my house and stole the alarm system."

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."

"Did you hear about the problem at the Indian bread factory? Turns out it was a naan issue."

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole"