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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."
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"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep the beet."
"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"
"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."
"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"
"Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states."
"Sometimes I wonder if the entire world is full of defensive, conceited douchebags who can't laugh at themselves... Then I read some Reddit comments and I'm almost certain of it."
"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""