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Joke of the Day
"I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food."
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"Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly"
"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."
"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"
"My resolution? To eat like a normal person, as opposed to my old habit of hate-fucking my mouth with a fork."
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."
"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""
"My friends all say I tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... I tell jokes ""badly"""
"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"