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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"
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"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."
"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."
"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."
"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."
"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."
"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."
"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."