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Joke of the Day

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."

"The worst time of day is when people start coming in the office. They are all cheerful and shit. Settle down jerks, it's work not an orgy."

"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"I bet my butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"

"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"

"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""